Getty Images/Ethan Miller.Welcome to this week’s installment of “Stars Say The Darndest Things” – a compilation of the creme de la creme of the week’s best quotes and tweets. From Lady Gaga to Miley Cyrus to Kim Kardashian, celebs said some pretty hilarious, stupid and downright ridiculous things this week … read for yourself!
Getty Images/Gareth Cattermole.“It used to be my favorite body part, but now it’s disappeared!” -Rihanna, on how her shrinking body has resulted in a shrinking derriere.
.“I don’t do things for the response or for the controversy. I live my life like I want to, I have fun and the clothes that I like and the clothes that I’m attracted to, sometimes are sheer … sometimes are very daring. If I don’t wear a bra that means I didn’t wanna wear a bra. It’s not usually for attention, it’s just because it would mess up the outfit completely.” -Rihanna
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“I want kids, I want a soccer team. And I want a husband. Well, I’m being superfluous. I don’t want to have one kid. I want to have a few.” -Lady Gaga, to Oprah
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“F— no! Never! I am done, done, done … It’s good to finally be able to focus on music and not have to work on 10 jobs at once.” -Taylor Momsen, about returning to “Gossip Girl”
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“Doctors appointments & family lunch. Mason came with us for the first time to see an ultrasound of his baby sister!” -A pregnant Kourtney Kardashian, via twitter
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“I keep seeing something about getting married. Surprise, surprise ‘they’ are wrong…AGAIN. #boredtweet,” -Jennifer Lopez, about rumors that she and boy toy Casper Smart are engaged, via twitter
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“So, amazon recommended I buy a ‘ghost meter.’ I guess so I can FINALLY track down those ghosts who stole my powers of invisibility & flight.” -Zooey Deschanel, via twitter
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“That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me. Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.” -Kim Kardashian, to E! Online, on having a bag of flour thrown on her on the red carpet
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“Just tried to take a walk around my neighborhood but couldn’t because of the low life paparazzi. Instantly put me in a bad mood.” -Miley Cyrus, via twitter
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“Hmmm If I Grow A Beard , You Think I’ll Be Able To Blow It Out Like My Hair ?? #PaulyDThoughts. Ok Fine No Beard BlowOut !!!! #everyonesacriticlol.” -Pauly D., via twitter
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“Can we please kill that stupid term? We’re just friends. It’s called friendship!” –Adam Levine, clarifying his “bromance” with fellow “The Voice” judge Blake Shelton, to PEOPLE
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“I got crazy looks at Target and the gas station, but at Walmart, they didn’t blink an eye.” -Wes Bentley, on shooting “The Hunger Games” in North Carolina, to PEOPLE
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And the quote of the week award goes to … Ms. Jessica Simpson:
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“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. I have a lot of amniotic fluid so whenever my water breaks, it’ll be like a fire hydrant.” -A very pregnant Jessica Simpson, to Jimmy Kimmel
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There you have it! Until next week …
